"Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond
1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here
in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a
compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm
because they are perpetually running a slight fever. "Visit Scarfolk
today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay." scarfolk council
